Fight to Elect Neal Horsley
Georgia gubernatorial candidate Neal Horsley is the first thing we should do with the party.
Asked if he was ready to sacrifice his own son in a national insurrection, Horsley recounts a fight with his son where he almost killed him.
“I was one foot from killing my own son, or hurting him really, really bad,” Horsley told Krider. “If he would have attacked me again, I would have stuck him. Or cut him or sliced him or done something to stop him. That’s the point, you hypothetical has literally already been worked out with me, and that’s what makes me different from the other candidates for Governor. They understand I’m not like no politician they have looked at, ever. I am prepared to do a John Brown. I’m not prepared to do an Abe Lincoln and talk out both sides of my mouth and try to get a majority together. I’m looking for the people who are prepared to go with me and take over the foundry, then set up shop and prepare to fight to the death. I’ll do it.”
He is a real patriot, and he follows Jesus.
If my son was half mule, I’d probably be okay with killin’ him too. Though I’d probably eat my pork children first. He also admits to having teh buttsecks once, too, so he is a qualified gopper. Funny thing is he said teh gey sex was gross, but he didn’t mind so much that the mule pissed on him. Anyone else note the irony of a man who conspires to kill abortion doctors for jeebus would actively consider killing his own son? He likes to exercise his right for choice……just a couple dozen years late.
Toby Keith commented
I'm pretty sure that I saw a "kneel horsey" at a Tijuana donkey show. It was awesome, BTW!
Those demo-tards are pussies! I never once saw a democrat politician swallow a manly load in a bathroom stall or anally rape a toddler. Republicans on the other hand - we dominate in these subjects!
And we are not afraid to swing a manly pair of TRUCKNUTZ from our Escalade when we roll. That's hot!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1
Zombie Reagan commented
Horsely is man type man. I like a guy who can bang a mule and hate the gays at the same time. Now that's multitasking. Where am I who are you people? This isn't my house!
Dangle Em' On The Dems commented
Satan gave me a tipe - oh.
I meant "Crouching Horsley, Hidden Horsey."
Dangle Em' On The Dems commented
Score one for God being in our heads and our hearts and saying "Carrie, you cannot compromise on this, you must stand up for horse bonin'."
Question: If the (almost) Governor of Georgia uses "Crouching Horsely, Hidden Horsie" on a mule, does that make it a Jesus Horse?
Dr. Moistus Automaton commented
This man will protect the fetuses of our beautiful blonde daughters from both murderers such as his son and murderers such as himself.
weakness has astrophied the pulsing veins of the behemoth that is the conservative party. Let this man revive us as a collective, so that we may feed anew.
Any man willing to knife his son to become governor is alright with me and I don't care what the libtards say, if a man can find love with a farm animal...that's a beautiful thing.
"prepare to fight to the death. I’ll do it.”
That moment cant come soon enough for me, Governor Mayhem!
HORSLEY LOVES JESUS AND BABBYS. ALSO.
we need more non-elitist, noneducatted real peopel like Horesey, Palin , Bachman to run this country. aids are people that help the president , so someone like palin can be learned from poeple like glen beck, or even mike savage who can be hired as aids for presidents office.
Horsley is like the boy who bore mid snow and ice
the banner with the strange device,
in these time which try mens souls that is exactly what the party needs
Horsley is the kind of child-murdering idealogue that will lead the GOP out of the current wilderness. Bring it on! Plus his guitar playing and singing are awesome.
"I'm a cowboy/
On a Steele/Horsley I ride/
and I'm wanted
Dead or Alive"
I jsut voted for Mr horsley! It does seem he has what it takes (brains, God and Jesus loving, and his sweet sweet music) to help us get out of this socialistic-fascism-homoland we are currently in. God Bless the USA! Oh and Palin for VP, also!
It is nice to see so much support for Horsley so quickly! We can only hope that the GOP will listen. Keep voting friends! The RNC WILL recover.
Jaime Escalante commented
YEA, VERILY YOU SHALL BE LED BY A MAN RIDING A MULE, AND HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON SHALL BE SACRIFICED FOR THE GOOD OF THE MANY JOHN 13:70 HORSLEY '09 BECAUSE GOD SAID SO NO MORE HURRICANES OR FAGGITS
NEALZ PUTTNG COUNTRY FRIST!
NEED MOAR NEAL!
Family Values commented
His music is his message.
If we're going to take on the Donkey Party, we need someone who knows how to handle a mule. Go, Horsey!