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Stop Godlessness In Schools

Reinstitute 30-minute morning prayer, get rid of junk-science Dawrinism, promote chastity balls.

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    Shlama lama ding dong! I speak in tongues in joy over this .G.R.E.A.T. ideayuh.

    Maybe you could ask the Lord to spread my ideayuh as well.

    Ten Groups Who Don't Vote For Us

    1. Womanly Folk
    2. Youngins
    3. Darkies
    4. Smarties
    5. Teh Joos
    6. Teh Muslins (and Mexins... same thing)
    7. Teh Gay Onez
    8. Heathans who don't like our vershun of teh Big Baby Jesus
    9. Tree people (not Lord of the Rings kind)
    10. Membors of labor yoonyuns (Get thee behind me! Stop them, before they organize again!)
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