Rebuild the Party - A Plan for the Future

Remember the TRUCKNUTZ and keep them holy

Honor thy Father's TRUCKNUTZ and thy mothers uhh....TRUCKNUTZ

You shall have no other TRUCKNUTZ before DEEZ NUTZ

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's TRUCKNUTZ

Thou shalt not worship false TRUCKNUTZ

What I'm trying to say here people, is that Jesus is my TRUCKNUTZ!

ikihi
The apostles/disciples were clueless about Jesus' intent to ressurect. They were not likely to have planned so flagrant a scheme, not actually knowing or believing that jesus was supposed to go through with it!
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One thing about the Bible that is outstanding among other religious tomes; it shows the WEAKNESSES of the players. The disciples were clueless about the plan until AFTER the res.

IKIHI
two problems with your plan.
FIRST, the reaction to the risen Christ by the "perpetrators" was surprise & denial! If you planned a coup such as this, you would be the one trying to win converts to it, not bashing the folks who claimed the grave is empty!
SECOND there was a legion of Roman soldiers guarding the tomb to prevent such a scenario. If a guard was so much caught napping, DEATH.

SNARKFEST
You are slipping to #3 funniest Troll. "molecules and stuff?" NOT CLEVER!
You must take lessons from Goal Oriented and sjohntucson to become more cleverer, or you will drop out of the vaunted top 5 Most Cleverest Troll List!

1) The apostles took jesus's body out of the cave and buried it somewhere.
2) They found a look alike that looked just like jesus.
3) they sent the look-alikje into town to preach.
4) the guards came and checked the cave, and found no jesus's body in the cave
5) the guards ran back and told the whole town that the guy resurrected himself
6) the apostles plan worked

A quantum leap in science will be required, necessitating public support and funding for a project on the scale of the Manhattan Project, to solve the following fundamental problem that we, as a Nation and global community, presently face:

How, as a technical matter, will we provide a pair of TruckNutz for every God-fearing, ghey-hating, muslin fighting, F150 driving 'Merican?

HENGGHH?

we can't embrace science! God hates science and all those icky molecules and stuff!

BRING BACK CRYSTAL PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

How 'bout you embrace mah TruckNutz? Softly.....Ever so softly......

after this life you will go back up and take another mission to learn more lessons. No need to accept god, because he already accepts you.

Basically life here is just your daily job back up in heaven. Your job is to learn life lessons.

to me god has this planned out to a key and he doesn't give a crap if you don't recognize him as your savior. Because before you came down to earth on your mission , that god assigned to you, you already knew the grand plan yourself and met god. So god already knows that you accepted him. That's why you are here on a mission to learn.

g'night

if no one knew about your religion, then the whole planet would go to hell....doesn't make much sense to me

lol you think this is fun?, to me it's pretty depressing to even think about.

YES, ikihi, that is where reasoning FAILS altogether when thought of as we were trained (fairness).
But, if my son died to save you, and you said "What son? Doesn't matter, I could figure out another way," I would be pissed. I would be more merciful to the dude that was grateful NOW regardless of their past, then I would be of the jerk who poopooed the sacrifice.
See what I mean?
Gotta go night