Four teas under forty for teens! And for tweens, four tee-hees for the for tease. And tip toe through the TRUCK NUTZ for me...
If somehow we could only consolidate the Palin/Truck Nutz demographics into one solid voting bloc.
Now THAT would be a party to get behind!
Cool hipsters for TRUCK NUTZ boot camps! Now THIS is change that piques my interest for a change!
The only enemy of true freedom is fear.
We have met the enemy and he is US!
Ergo - the true enemy of liberty is our innate (biologically driven, not totally misplaced, yet historically inapposite) fear of Truck Nutz! Do not fear the Nutz! I repeat - do NOT fear the Truck Nutz!
Trust me, I'm a lawyer...
VOTING for republicans only - duh!
And Truck Nutz for every F150! And 1200 cases of Crystal Pepsi (TM) in every root cellar! And NUTZ to you!
Truck Nutz/Kristol Pepsi 2013!
RE: the above list and numbers...
Lofty ideals and "specifics" are all well and good, but unless you've got a solid chrome pair of TRUCK NUTZ with which to implement them...
You see where I am headed with this one.
Focus, people! Me MUST distill our message and reach out to REAL America.
Truck Nutz and Crystal Pepsi (TM) for all true-blue, red-blooded Americans!
I ain't got no truck with librarians, as long as they don't infringe on mah right to bear mah Truck Nutz!
Truck Nutz/Paul 2016! (Because we all know that Barry "the bomber" Obama is a shoo-in for 2012, especially given his recent display of good judgment and leadership, viz. the cabinet appointments to date.)
So, yeah - Truck nutz/Paul 2016!
Truck nutz and full employment for every neo-con pundit from the blogosphere! Now THAT is change I can believe in.
And free drugs and liberty and justice, amen.