"Hard time" in prison. Larry Craig will endorse this notion.
And tort reform. Don't forget tort reform.
We need a Minute Men to guard against the poors like the current one guards against the darkies.
Did I mention tort reform?
Freedom of choice for the womanly folk? But Sarah Palin goes after Republicans who are pro - choice (see: Murkowski, Lisa and Sunnunu, John E.). So you're saying that Palin is popular but needs to speak s - l - o - w - e - r? Well the damn librul media polls says she would lose very badly to Obamaramafofamabananafofamamemymomama...bama, but I can not believe them. Maybe Sarah Palin could try to actually think about what she is about to say (in the name of the American soldier!)... this would guarantee that she would speak MUCH slower.
As far as attacking other Republicans who are for the womanly folk and their doctors making personal decisions (the horror!), the national party must leave them alone! But they do need to be attacked, and that is what Neil Horsley is for. He's been giving it real stiff like to horses for years. I'm sure he can do the same thing to RINOS.
Sounds like Sowshulizm to me. Wages inside the US? You mean for the poors and my army of servants? For shame! Plus, you're a warlock so be off with you before I summon Sarah Palin's pastor to smite - ify thee.
Umm... aren't we forgetting some people.
Rick "No Dog Bonin'" Santorum
Neil "Lot's O' Horse Bonin" Horsley
Alan "My Daughter is Disowned Cuz She is Teh Ghey" Keyes
Tom "Mexins Scare Me" Tancredo
The best way to avoid a dictator is to hold one person's words as sacred and beyond criticism.
Republicans Against Dictatorin' (Unless it's Dear Leader Palin)
First we get all nekkid, wrap an individual flag around our junk, and tell the Obamascope to stay out er backsides!
2. Wait... are you joking? What part of "God told Noah to build him an arky arky" did you not understand. Or are you a Wicket with the spells and stuff. Placenta Eater!?!? I sure hope not. If you are, Gov (not anymore... thanks a lot leebrul media) Palin knows a guy who can exercise the hell right out of you. Bobby Jindal is another Chester the Demon Molester.
3. Why not let the FREE MARKET decide whether Governors should do more than sparkin' or speechifying about basketball.
4. Umm, there are no stones beneath the Earth because that is where hell is! Duh. Unless you were talking about the brimstones waiting for the gaywads and their agendies.
You sound confused. Listen to Rush / pray to King Ronald W. Reagan of Trickledownia / recite the kick butt (and concise too!) John Gault speech from Atlas Shat, and then call your doctor in the morning... unless you don't have health care insurance, in which case, you have my prayers... but that's it, loser!
Jesus said healing the sick is fine if there's a camera rolling, but more forever banishing the Estate Tax to the nether regions of Grover Norquist's beard is priority.
You are the Newt Gingrich of the Interscape, all full of solutions and sheeeit. You are single - handudly pushing back gainst Socialistites assault on our innovation.
Stop the Regulators. Eff Warren G AND Nate Dogg!
Who is the guvmnt to stop the toddler chain gang from workin' mah soil!
Mush, kiddies. Mush!
Hows about doing the same to King Glenn of Beckistan.
I heard Yohan Sebastian Brock or whateverthehell his name is from the Atlas Shat Center for Invisible Rights on his Glenn's show talking about how Glenn only flosses his teeth with free market pubes.
You should disband yourself. You're dead. You're over.
I'm going to looking up anonymous in the phone book, get your address come to HateAmerica Land to kick yer ass!
Nevermind... I think we both know the answer.
PCP - fueled surprise buttsecks! The Worst!
What did Ted Haggard ever do to you?
I .L.O.V.E. this idea soooooo much. This will give the eff em' to Ill Elitists. I don't even care if they stay sick, I hate Etists so much.
If I had any votes left, you would have them good sir (or siress).
Yeah... that's sure to win over... umm no one. Who cares. CONSERVATISM, YEAH!
Behold great wall of text.
This seems to make some good points, but it is too long for me to read (No Socialized Paragraphs!) so I'll respond with a real summary of the problem.
No King In Isreal
Neil Horsley has spoken.
YOU SHALL BE BANISHED FOR DEFAMING LORD LIMBAUGH.
THERE WILL BE BLOOD! (IF BY BLOOD YOU MEAN OXYCODONE!)
Hello Kitteh above me!
Way to keep up the Pace, Braden!
2009 is EXACTLY like 1980.
The last 30 years NEVER happened.
Ronald W. Reagan WAS NOT a terrible president that Grover Norquist and other Trickle Downers went all out to lionize.
P.S. I love Saint Ronnie's genius (read: nonsensical) statement about Iran Contra.
"I still believe in my heart that Unicorns exist... but they don't. Jellybeans anyone?"
Why do you want to socialize book learnin'? Hasn't the completely unfair coverage of Pat Buchanan's "Conferenenenenenence" on Scary Non - Whites taught you anything?
The answer is to let the free market decide whether we read and speak English or "Intelligent Gibberish."
Free ballin' for free markets because socialized hiking trails fear the angle of the Luv Guv's dangle.
(I'm pretending the whole Argentina bit never happened and we're still back in naked hiking day. La la la la la... I can't hear you liberal media!)
Are you a Frenchie? Why did you spell fayver all effed up like?
Who is your daddy and what does he do? Does he make Freedom Ticklers?
He who farts in church sits in his own pew. Did I just mock God? Sure hope not.
The real person behind DEONTD is a fair trader for a number of reasons.
But Lord Dangles only cares about protecting two things.
1. His Truck Nutz
2. Marriage from the gaywads
Don't try to take the rocket launcher out of my back yard or stop the toddler chain gang workin mah soil, you Socialists!